Alpha Male 3 Review
By Carnal Queen.
I wanted to end 2015 on a high, and I think the MEO Alpha Male 3 is just the toy to do that with!
I know, I know, you’re thinking that this double ended stainless steel dildo looks incredibly similar to the njoy Pure Wand, and you’d be right, it does! I don’t have an njoy Pure Wand (sad face), but I do have eyes and ears, and it’s reputation is hard to miss. So you can understand why I got just a little bit excited by the Alpha Male 3 Stimulator, when MEO sent it to me in my review package!
I really feel like I’ve saved the best review until last. It wasn’t the last thing I tried from my MEO package, in fact, it was the first, but publishing this review last, meant it’s been longer in the testing stage *wink wink* and I could get away with “I’m just going upstairs to test that stainless steel dildo again CK” … I’m not silly!
It’s one mighty chunk of stainless steel, it weighs 977g and feels almost weapon like in the hand. This is going to live in it’s neat little box, right beside my bed, so God help any intruders that dare to grace my bedroom – I wouldn’t wanna be whacked with almost a kg of metal! Stainless steel toys are expensive, and rightly so in my opinion, because quality costs. I have to say though, this dildo is incredibly modest in price tag. This made me cautious initially, but really, I can’t find anything to suggest to me that this isn’t made from stainless steel. I can’t scratch it, so it doesn’t appear to be coated (which some of the cheaper, more questionable brands have done in the past with metal toys) and to be honest, the weight alone points to it being solid stainless steel. If ever I find a more foolproof way of testing, I’ll update, but for now, I’m happy to believe that it’s what it says it is.
The double ended style of this dildo is fantastic, because it offers you versatility. That said, the larger end is far more achievable than you may think. With ball ends of 27mm and 45mm, there’s quite a difference, but stainless steel is so easy to use, and requires very little, if any, added lubrication. You can also use any lubrication you chose with stainless steel, which is great if you prefer silicone over water based. Like temperature play? If you do, stainless steel is your best friend! It can either be warmed up in warm water, or cooled down in cold water or the fridge (not the freezer, you don’t want freezer burn!), depending on your preferences, and it holds it’s temperature really well. You may expect it to feel similar to a glass toy, but it’s in a whole different league. For me, stainless steel is always much colder straight out of the box than glass, and it retains warmth or cold much more effectively than glass does. The sheer weight of it really adds to the experience too, something which glass just doesn’t offer. It’s suitable for both G-Spot and P-Spot stimulation too, and because it can be sterilized, you can really share the love!
So, how does it feel in use? FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC! It’s like this thing has sat-nav to my G-Spot … the curve, and the weight, and the unrelenting hard surface, means it never fails to hit my sweet spot, and almost always instantly. The smaller end is where I initially started, but it’s the larger end that keeps me going back for more now, it’s incredible. The pressure it exerts on my vaginal walls is just pure bliss, and my G-Spot responds to it effortlessly, hitting me with that familiar ‘I need to pee’ sensation in super quick time, it’s a squirty girl’s dream! It’s like this dildo has a secret form of communication with my body, that I don’t really understand, but my body conforms and falls at the metaphorical feet of this toy … It’s the Vag Whisperer! You may think I’m exaggerating a little there … I’m not!
The curve of the metal is extreme enough to give great internal stimulation, but isn’t so harsh that it becomes impossible to thrust with. Which is music to my ears, because not being able to thrust with this dildo would be practically criminal! I love how it effortlessly brings me close to orgasm, without any annoying scrapes or pulls that can sometimes happen with silicone – there’s absolutely zero drag with stainless steel. I like to pair it with some clitoral stimulation when I’m alone, which makes for some explosive orgasms, and when I’m not alone? Well I just let CK do whatever he pleases with it, and me, and I’m never left disappointed!
I have to acknowledge that it’s not going to be for everybody though. If you dislike or get no pleasure from G-Spot stimulation, then you might want to give this a miss. Equally, if you struggle with heavier toys, then I can tell you, you won’t like this. Despite it’s similarities, the Alpha Male 3 Stimulator is heavier than an njoy Pure Wand, by almost 300g, so it’s a big chunk of metal loveliness! I love the weight, and the sheer feelings of delight, as it strokes and rubs at my sweet spots, is enough to outweigh any arm-ache issues for me.
Because it’s non-porous, hypoallergenic, and odourless, stainless steel is a breeze to care for. It’s simply a case of cleaning it with hot soapy water or sex toy cleaner, just make sure the soap you use has no chlorine in it. It’s also advisable not to bleach it. There’s no reason why it won’t last a lifetime if cared for properly, so whilst it might be more expensive, stainless steel offers you longevity in bucket loads!
I bloody love it! If you like hard, sexy, G-spot or P-spot seeking sex toys, buy one!
If you’d like to give a home to your very own Alpha Male 3 Stimulator, you can do so here. The lovely people at MEO sent me the Alpha Male 3 Stimulator (thank you, thank you, thank you!) for free, in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. This does not alter my thoughts or experiences in any way. Affiliate links have been used in this post.