Cock Candy Oral Sex Gels Review
By Carnal Queen.
If you’ve got a sweet tooth, and you enjoy giving your man some oral loving, then I think you’ll probably enjoy these Oral Sex Gels from Meo as much as I do!
Not going to lie, I’ve tried oral sex gels before, and I’ve never been a fan of them. Often hugely synthetic tasting, with so much stickiness that you feel like you’ve been sucking a glue stick, they’ve always left me feeling pretty Meh about the experience. When Meo sent these to me for review, I was curious to see if they were the same as others I’d tried in the past, I’m pleased to say, they’re not.
Each flavour is available to purchase individually, but I really like that you can buy a multipack containing all five flavours – you’re not going to get bored or fed up with using the same flavour every time. Aptly named ‘Cock Candy’, these gels are undoubtedly marketed for giving blow jobs, although information on them does state they can be used as a lube for penetrative sex as well as oral sex on females. Would I use them for this? In short, no I wouldn’t. For me, they’re unsuitable for use on the vulva, because of some of the ingredients, like glycerin, that can cause or exacerbate thrush or UTI’s. So for this reason, these will remain a delicious treat for blow jobs only. That’s fine by me though, that’s what they’re made for, and that’s where they excel.
The gels are a water based formula, which are condom safe and easy to wash off afterwards (If there’s any left!). They’re of a mid viscosity, not runny, but not too thick either. They’re also coloured, meaning you can turn his manhood into a brightly coloured gelatinous monster! Each tube is 30mls, which I really love. Bigger bottles might spoil before you’ve used them, and you may feel like you need to use one up before starting another. These pocket-sized delights give you choice and variety – a cock cocktail bar!
So, what do they taste like? Blooming delicious!
Cherry
This gel is on the pinker side of red, and it tastes just like those cherry jelly sweets! No surprise that I really like this one, because those sweets are one of my favourites! It’s flavour is matched by a scent that’s again, reminiscent of cherry candy. There’s no unpleasant aftertaste, and the taste isn’t too sharp when you’re indulging!
Pina Colada
This is probably my least favourite in the range, because I’m really not a fan of coconut. That said, I surprised myself when I found it actually very palatable to me. It really does taste like a Pina Colada, so it feels like a little more of a naughty treat. This gel has more of a creamy consistently, and unlike the others, it’s an opaque white colour, and slightly runnier.
Strawberry
As you’d expect, strawberry tastes, of well, strawberry! But it’s not fresh ripe strawberries, it’s total sweet shop loveliness. You know those strawberry shaped, slightly firm, jelly sweets? Well for me, that’s pretty much exactly how this gel tastes. It’s not sickly tasting, it’s sweet without being too much. It’s a red gel, and it’s lovely!
Strawberry-Kiwi
It’s green! I love the fact it’s green, because it’s different to the norm. Again, we’re back in the sweetie bag, this time eating strawberry laces! I can’t really pinpoint the kiwi in this gel, but I can tell it’s very different to the plain strawberry, which I’m guessing is thanks to the extra fruity addition. Possibly my favourite!
Vanilla
This gel is pale yellow in colour, and is vanilla flavoured through and through. I’d liken it to a vanilla syrup, CK tried it though, and he said he found it a little synthetic tasting. He doesn’t like vanilla flavoured things as much as I do though, so maybe that’s why. I prefer the candy flavoured gels, but I do enjoy this one too.
Thinking of how to describe them has made my mouth water! Another fun way I’ve found to use them, is to cocktail them! Cherry and vanilla is unsurprisingly a match made in heaven, as is strawberry and vanilla. It’s great fun to come up with your own personal recipe, although I’ve not found a way of mixing Pina Colada that I enjoy – that one’s definitely better as a shot on it’s own!
Depending on how indulgent you are with the gels, I’d say you can expect 6-10 blow jobs per bottle, so 30-50 across the multipack, that’s a lot of fellating!
You won’t enjoy these gels unless you have a sweet tooth, but if you have, I think you’ll be in candy cock heaven! They’ve certainly changed my opinion of oral sex gels. Perhaps these could be for you if you’re not too keen on giving blow jobs. The delicious sweet flavour may encourage your enthusiasm!
Meo sent me the Cock Candy Oral Sex Gels for free, in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. This does not alter my thoughts or experiences in any way. If you’d like to purchase some Cock Candy for yourself, you can do so here. Affiliate links have been used in this post.