Mystim Sizzling Simon Review
By Carnal Queen.
Let me get the important stuff out the way right at the beginning – Mystim Sizzling Simon is bloody amazing, and if you like electro-stimulation and vibrators, you’re probably gonna want to buy one very soon!
One thing that’s really stood out to me as I’ve travelled along my electro-stimulation journey, is that not all e-stimulators are the same. You could be forgiven for thinking that zapping your skin and your genitals would feel the same, no matter what device you’re using, but if you did think this, you’d be very very wrong. We’ve been lucky to try a few of the available options, Kinklab Neon Wand, Jimmyjane Hello Touch X, various products from Electra-Stim, but nothing has felt quite like the Mystim Sizzling Simon to me.
Most of our other electro-sex devices are meant to stimulate the skin externally. The Electra-Stim Rocker butt plug isn’t obviously, but that’s for my butt. The only vaginal stimulator I had before the Sizzling Simon was the Noir Lula balls, so naturally, I was kinda expecting them to be comparable to a degree, and they’re really not.
I’ve wanted to experience what Mystim has to offer for quite a while, so I was delighted when I finally got my sticky mitts on a Sizzling Simon. I chose Simon because of those delicious undulations along the shaft, they looked amazing, and now I can confirm, they really are! I love that you need no control units or wires to play with Simon, you just need the vibe, some water based lube, and a bit of alone time, or a partner to play with. Everything is built into the vibrator, so you can enjoy the two vibrating motors and the vaginal wall thumping electro-fun, either separately or together.
You may be surprised to discover that the Sizzling Simon is actually fully waterproof! Don’t worry though, for once it’s actually totally safe for you to electrocute yourself in the shower! It also means clean up is an absolute breeze – a wash with soapy water or toy cleaning spray, and you’re good to go again. I prefer to use this whilst lying flat on the bed if I’m honest, because I really want to revel in the sensations! On the vibration side of things, Simon has 8 different vibrations programs with 5 levels of intensity. For the E-Stim, there’s 5 stimulation programmes, with 10 levels of intensity. There’s even an additional pelvic floor training programme, because yes, you can use this toy to help strengthen those muscles. It’s like Slendertone for your vagina! A toy which you can have fun using, that will ultimately help you to achieve tighter muscles and better orgasms – what’s not to love? I won’t bore you with control details, but just know, they’re easy to navigate and use.
The packaging for the Mystim Sizzling Simon is fantastic. I really love the hard-shell case that it comes in, meaning you have the perfect, discreet safe place to keep your new vibrator. There’s plenty of room for the charging cable and instruction manual, and you could even fit a clit vibe and maybe some lube in there too. Great for traveling with – everything you need, close to hand and in one place 🙂
