Guest Review By Jess.
I was sent a Satisfyer Pro 2 by the Carnal Queen in exchange for my open and honest review. This in no way affects my opinion of this, quite frankly, fucking awesome toy!
I’d seen a lot of mainly comparative reviews for the Satisfyer Pro 2 but having never experienced either of the Womanizers and their eye watering price tag being beyond my means, this will not be another one.
The Satisfyer arrived in a smart black box with a picture of the rose gold Satisfyer on the front surrounded by black pulses. If you’re a fan of discreet packaging then this toy is definitely not for you as the contents are evident but far from being tacky or gaudy, the box is simple, sleek and classy. I couldn’t wait to get inside.
The box contains the Satisfyer, instructions and charging cable within a white plastic insert. This isn’t the prettiest of presentations after the box made such a good impression but it does the job. I would have loved to see a storage pouch and spare silicone head included but unfortunately these aren’t supplied.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 has a hard plastic exterior in a subtle, metallic, rose gold. There is a very noticeable seam running the whole way around the body of the toy but this adds to the design in my opinion rather than making it look cheap and unfinished. My only criticism (if you can call it that) of the Satisfyer looks wise is the silicone buttons, these match the white silicone head but I’d have preferred something less clinical and more in line with the smooth lines of the handle and head of the Satisfyer but seriously that’s only if I’m being uber picky.
The charger connects magnetically and although I have other rechargable toys that work this way I always struggle to maintain a good charging connection but the Satisfyer Pro 2 has THE best magnetic charger I’ve ever used, the charging ports pins are slightly rounded and stay in contact even if you nudge or move it. Please, please, please can other manufacturers invest in this technology, it’s amazing.
Satisfyer recommended an 8 hours initial charge which left me slightly heart broken, I wanted to play God damn it! However a few hours later and the steady red light told me we were good to go.
I had a quick run through of the 11 intensities and other than getting louder towards the top end I found if very difficult to feel any difference in the cycles either in terms of speed or suction/vibration when pressed against my hand or nose (anyone else do this? Anyone?)
I did worry that the Satisfyer would be too loud to use with anyone but my other half in the house but we have managed it once or twice. The noise level is something you may want to consider if you live with parents or share as this is not a quiet toy although the sound does muffle once the head comes into contact with your clit.
With the house to myself I added a tiny dollop of water based lube to the Satisfyer Pro 2’s silicone head and pressed this over my clit. WOWEEEEE I have never felt anything like it before; it’s not a suck, it’s not a vibration, it’s not a blow… it’s some mystical, magical combination of the three that had me writhing on the bed in seconds. Even my moans are different when I use the Satisfyer!
Even after many (many) uses, I’m still at a loss for how to describe the sensations other than they’re freaking awesome!
I still can’t tell the difference between one setting and the next as these are so subtle; I have to turn up the intensity by three or four notches before my clit takes any notice of the changes. Another small criticism is you have to go all the way up through the intensity settings and all the way back down, there’s no plus and minus buttons which can be a bit of a bitch if you go too far one way mid session.
Being totally waterproof the Satisfyer is amazingly easy to clean and is suitable for use in the bath or shower. I don’t normally play in the bath but in the interests of thorough testing I gave it a go. I don’t think the water added any intensity but nor did it dampen any of the sensations.
I’m a girl who wants and needs to have an insertable in order to cum, I crave the fullness and the added clenching always helps tip me over the edge into oblivion. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is no exception to this rule but for me that’s normal and I’m more than ok with it.
I have had a cheeky play or two with the Satisfyer on my personal guinea pig (the Mr) who tells me the sensations against his perineum, glands, frenulum and corona were amazing but he found he became numb very quicky so this is definitely a toy just for me, such a shame!
Thank you so much CQ and Satisfyer, I think I may be in love with you!
Huge thanks to Jess (@JustJessReviews) for the fabulous review! I’m so pleased that you’ve enjoyed testing and reviewing the Satisfyer Pro 2, which was generously provided by Satisfyer. If you’d like to purchase this magical clitoral pleasure toy, you can grab one from Lovehoney here, or from SheVibe here. Affiliate links have been used in this post. Thanks again Jess! CQ xx